Est que la Tour Eiffel dans votre pantalon?

Ou vous êtes simplement heureux de me voir?

iPhrase French is shit. It took me two hours to install it on my iPod (I swear the world is conspiring to make me put it on autosync) and it misses off the bilingual dictionary AND the food section? Wtf?!

Still I got some very good tips for cherchez les garcons

I can't wait for Paris

The perfect accessory.

I've been trying to think of ways to "up my game", so to speak and then I stumbled on the perfect accessory. So perfect, I can't even believe no-one else has done it before



Conversation starter much?


Remind me to go out and get some bandages tomorrow will you?