A cult of blog hate.

I seem to have created a minor cult of ironically reading Dribblings of the Mind. you know the blog that I've posted about a few times before and perviously spammed under the guise of much loved football pundit Alan Hansen? Yeah that one.

I have nothing against her personally, might I add incase her "lawyers" or "publishers" get on my ass but her blog mightily infuriates me. She's my age but acts like she's about 12, and seriously believes that her Mighty Boosh slash fic spin off novel is going to get published. And get this, omg, she is BISEXUAL! And she's totally into gay rights! WAHEY! If there's one thing I hate it's people who bark on about their "alternative" sexuality all the time. If it's equality you want then don't go on about how it makes you different from everyone else you spastic.

Actually, fuck it, every single thing about her irritates me:
Vince goes to tell Howard about an awesome party that happened the night before, but someone had kissed Vince that night and he has no idea who.

[excerpt from forthcoming "novel"]Hey, I’m Lexi. Most of you might be imagining me as this spin-off Noel Fielding character but back up a minute, it isn’t like that, I’m nothing like the guy! You’ll find out a lot about me from reading the book SHIT REALLY?but seeing as you can’t do that yet, you’ll just have to believe me, can you do that? No.I know what you’re thinking: you’re not gonna believe someone you don’t even know, right?RIGHT! And fair play, I get where you’re coming from but if you ever compare me to Noel Fielding again, I will seriously kick some ass. I bet he can’t kick ass…I could kick his ass

I was going to edit that down but seriously every word is worth reading. Jesus I've never been this angry about a blog in my life. But maybe I'm just "jealous of her success" as she once told me. I'm sure I could muster up a teenage fanclub with I relentlesly posted about Russel Brand and Noel Fielding for two years. YAWN.

On being rumbled.

You may remember way back in January when i post about my unessescary hatingz on a certain blog (see here).

i've spent the last 6+ months posting abuse under the guise of Football's favourite pundit Alan Hanson but judging by her recent reply, I appear to have been mightily rumbled.

I dunno how she found me out, but I have my suspicions. Guess I should get a new hobby.

PS- sorry for my recent abscence (like you care), I've been molto busy. For serious. I even got a date. Also sorry about my spelling, I have no idea to do spellcheck on my friend's macbook Epic life fail.

Important stuff

Today I read an interview with Peaches Geldof in Observer Woman Monthly. She is an awful person. What right has she to look down on a proffessional writer working for a national newspaper because they weren't born into a party lifestyle? Eugh.


Onto interesting stuff now though. I once read an article by Charlie Brooker about how he often obsessed over terrible writers (you can see it here, check out my research skills. I do exactly the same thing.

I used to know this girl on some internet forum and she annoyed me enough then but her blog is just special. When she's not writing slash fiction about the mighty boosh or making Sims that look like Mindless Self indulgance, she's giving us all relationship advice, campaigning for bisexual rights or hoping that her vegetarianism isn't just a phase.
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The hours I've spent there... Honestly. Brilliant. She's thinking of publishing a novel called "Romeo and Julien". Not points for guessing there.

That's it. Well important stuff right there.
Also before I go, may I beg you all for your writing talents. I want this to be a collaborative effort, because I'm just a little bit boring. Holla back, douchebags.