The only thinkg being sadder than a groupie

Is being Alan McGee

Could he shove his tounge any further up Dom's arse? I'm sure this isn't the kinda publicity they're after (I know because I totally had his phone number when I was 15 and punk-ish).

Anyway. They're back. And there's no stopping them (not with me behind them and old enough to go to gigs)

On gettin' this shit down

I notice that I've got subscribers and shit now so I better up the game and quite talking about how I never get laid (which is so 2008).
I thought I should be more interesting and informative like Prancehall or Noodles and Broth. Or not, whatever.

I was dead excited tonight cos my old pal Dominic Masters of the Others was on (a repeat) of Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
I felt a bit bad for deserting them for trendier shores. I dunno what happened to them. Last I heard was they were touring in December but that never happened.

Anyway this made me a bit wired cos I'm silly and immature like that. Also I read a lot of VICE tonight which probably shows through in my prose. But I don't care. Also I never realised that Dominic Masters was so attractive. He's probably dead by now. If only I'd been older in the 853 Days.


I hope you well totally appreciated this post, in future posts will be more like this.

Reppin'
I'll be back soon with a well great post on people I went to school with soon.



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