A cult of blog hate.

I seem to have created a minor cult of ironically reading Dribblings of the Mind. you know the blog that I've posted about a few times before and perviously spammed under the guise of much loved football pundit Alan Hansen? Yeah that one.

I have nothing against her personally, might I add incase her "lawyers" or "publishers" get on my ass but her blog mightily infuriates me. She's my age but acts like she's about 12, and seriously believes that her Mighty Boosh slash fic spin off novel is going to get published. And get this, omg, she is BISEXUAL! And she's totally into gay rights! WAHEY! If there's one thing I hate it's people who bark on about their "alternative" sexuality all the time. If it's equality you want then don't go on about how it makes you different from everyone else you spastic.

Actually, fuck it, every single thing about her irritates me:
Vince goes to tell Howard about an awesome party that happened the night before, but someone had kissed Vince that night and he has no idea who.

[excerpt from forthcoming "novel"]Hey, I’m Lexi. Most of you might be imagining me as this spin-off Noel Fielding character but back up a minute, it isn’t like that, I’m nothing like the guy! You’ll find out a lot about me from reading the book SHIT REALLY?but seeing as you can’t do that yet, you’ll just have to believe me, can you do that? No.I know what you’re thinking: you’re not gonna believe someone you don’t even know, right?RIGHT! And fair play, I get where you’re coming from but if you ever compare me to Noel Fielding again, I will seriously kick some ass. I bet he can’t kick ass…I could kick his ass

I was going to edit that down but seriously every word is worth reading. Jesus I've never been this angry about a blog in my life. But maybe I'm just "jealous of her success" as she once told me. I'm sure I could muster up a teenage fanclub with I relentlesly posted about Russel Brand and Noel Fielding for two years. YAWN.